It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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