Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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