I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I forgot how hot balto sounded
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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