We're facebook friends in real life
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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