What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
