He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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