Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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