i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Success! We fucked roommates!
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