dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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