this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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