Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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