morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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