Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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