woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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