Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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