She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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