how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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