Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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