You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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