I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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