what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
