I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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