i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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