how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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