I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Mom said you looked used
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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