Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I skipped work to stalk him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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