it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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