Having a random hookup so left but love u
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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