SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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