There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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