I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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