This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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