Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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