I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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