I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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