You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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