You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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