Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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