remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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