Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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