it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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