I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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