Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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