Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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