If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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