Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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