I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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