Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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