I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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