How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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