: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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